Sherpacide, that's waht the new is calling it.
It's not been closely televised, but the papers are all on top of it, the international ones at least. No ones exactly sure why it's happening, or who is doing it, but, personally, I know someone is making a profit off this. Someone doesn't want someone to find something on top of Mount Everest. But to just sit by and witness the eventual extinction of one of our planets most useful races just kills me.
So listen up, girlscouts, we've fund raised just about enough cash to do what I have been planning. Maybe a few more runs through the neighborhood will get us just over fourty nine thousand dollars, and then we can buy a Sherpa of our own and do one of two things, which I will leave up to you young ladies to vote on democratically.
We can either buy the Sherpa and all the equipment and make a short field trip up the Mountain in protest (and perhaps find whats been hidden at the top. Sources say it's the Holy Grail, but I think it's something of a similar magnitude, but more delicious).

or

We can buy the Sherpa and use the rest of the money to cryogenically freeze him and revive him in 20 years, and then Sell him again for an inflated price since he will be the sole survivor, and by thent he demand will be through the roof! I like this plan becuase it doesnt involve buying a heavy jacket, as plan A would, and in twenty years ill be deep into my retirement, and that will give me a few good days of actually riding around on the Sherpas back.