shit! gotta write two to make up!

The meat-wagon fishtailed to a halt and a swarm of indiginous natives scurried out of their war torn rubble heaps and latched onto the makeshift APC with a thousand tiny, more than needy, tendrils. The siren blared and a handful were permanently deafened, now that most only had about one ear left anyways. The latch on the top of the vehicle was thrown open and a small man in black overalls emerged covered in sausage's and other delimeats.

"HAMARCHY IN THE UKRAINE!"

and and they all pledged their allegiances to their holy provider.